Hamilton Sports - Official Theme Song - Brian Payne 2005

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Welcome to our little ski shop let me introduce our team
We all ski on Gotamas and we watch “Aspen Extreme”
Life is short so come in and get, “Aspen’s Best Gear”
And while you’re at it grab yourself a beer…

‘Cause it doesn’t “flow like wine” here, it shoots like a geyser
Welcome to Hamilton Sports, here’s your… Budweiser

Let’s start off with our manager Steve-O, an Obsessive Compulsive Middle-Ager
His Bi-Polar tendencies are seen in his dog Major
And when our song-writer bri isn’t drinking beer, or selling lots of merch
He’s playing guitar and singing down at church

If you ask him to clean up, he simply acts deaf
He’s the Chris Farley of ski shops, but we just call him Jeff
And our resident supermodel extreme mountain biker slash part-time ski instructor Keith
Is dating a girl that just started cutting teeth

Now this girl she’s got some huge calves, so I think I’ll let Jeff size-her
Welcome to Hamilton Sports, here’s your… Budweiser

Our owner Bill shows up every day just after the morning rush
And he skis three days each year whether fresh powder or spring slush
But we really can’t complain with his impressive ski rental quiver
And people love his shop-dog Oliver

Our team of veteran ski tuners is comprised of Joe and Frankie
They’re both pretty nice to work with, except when they get cranky
But they’ll tune your boards with confidence, skill, know-how and ease
If they have time after tuning Surefoot’s skis

And working here won’t make you dumber, but it won’t make you wiser
Welcome to Hamilton Sports, here’s your… Budweiser

(Bridge)
And our only girl employee is all that keeps us sane
So if you ever need her, just call one of her names…

Re-Bubba, Re-beer-wench, Re-peat-a, or just ask for mama
She used to ski on Phat-Luvs, but now she skis Gotamas
And for all who work here she is like, the east is to Mecca
Our assistant manager of book-keeping Rebecca

Now there are also certain loiterers, who might grab your attention
Teddy, Anders, Kiffor, and Tom-Z, all deserve a mention
But the #1 loiterer as voted by our team
Is professional baby-sitter, Frank’s girlfriend Christine

And the beer doesn’t “flow like wine,” it shoots like a geyser
And Steve-O’s psyched ‘cause we finally got some hand sanitizer
And working here won’t make you dumber, but it won’t make you wiser
Welcome to Hamilton Sports, here’s your…

Bud-wei-ser… Bud-wei-ser… Bud-wei-ser…